Eldridge Baugher Wants to be Mayor

Penn Laird Mayor-elect Eldridge Baugher stands by the podium to show the overwhelming agenda that is planned for their first meeting tonight. The folks of Penn Laird have been saving up for this day, and now each and every citizen expects his or her agenda item to be handled first.

Joyce Erbaugh is really campaigning hard against Baugher. She says, “I really think Warren Armentrout would make a better Mayor than Eldridge. Can we overthrow the current Penn laird government?”


She also commented, “I think Eldridge is far too progressive for us Penn Laird folks. I mean, look at his slick hair-do and his un-tucked shirt! His mommy should have sewn lace on the bottom! Warren would be a much better choice. Plus, the council could meet in his shop and drink beer - then Ruth Ann wouldn't have to bother with the punch and cookies.”